No but have you ever been scared by the... I would imagine some of
these guys, your fans that come out, and stuff.
No, now, have you, Jeff, ever, like, took a cat and put in on the
And on Donahue, do you remember that Donahue show where they had those
kids on there on Donahue?
And they said "Five out of five kids that kill listen to..."
And theres other people that are into Slayer... well, theyre
into killing maybe but they will listen to Slayer. But this guy, I dont
know if you met him before but his name is Quitty. He does this zine called
Obsession is the name of the zine, and he was... they went down to try
and track your new drummer because he was from punk bands and stuff, he
hangs out with. Your new drummer, Paul, right, or, well, hes, he
likes punk, doesnt he? Well, you guys do all the punk too
Coming back and forth. And on this... what they do in this zine actually
is, their listeners and readers of the zine Hessian Obsession, they use
Slayer lyrics in everyday life.
Well you know, like, I was down there at the mall, uh, "severing
flesh and gouging eyes" with fish!
You know, and, like, theyd want people to use those lyrics like,
"How long can you last in this frozen water burial?"
then they talk about, "Hey kid, better get out of the pool!"
I mean, these people are totally devoted to you guys, Tom and Jeff.
This Hessian Obsession zine, they even had a Slayer crossword puzzle.
Now, on your punk covers record, you did the song, "I Wanna Be
Your Dog" but you changed it to "I Wanna Be Your...
Now, why did you change the lyrics? You changed them slightly. "Now
its time to bury my...
legs with your...
tongue in that special...
Place! Now, Tom, what is "that special place"?
Now, Tom of Slayer, were you in that movie Backstage Sluts?
Isnt that where the rock bands talk about their fantasies and
they are interacted by porno actresses? You werent actually in that?
how do you feel about the new Van Halen, that new singer, that new guy?
Is it embarrassing to you? Have you seen him prancing around?
And in other Slayer news there with Jeff and Tom, winding up here
with Jeff and Tom of Slayer... Slayer! It really is! Tom and Jeff
of Slayer! Tom and Jeff of Slayer! My God, it really is! It really is!
It really is! It really is! Do you know who your labelmates now are? Do
you know who your labelmates now are?
You just got some new labelmates now on Sony: Cinderella, Ratt, and
Great White have just signed to Sony.
Yeah, the guys signed them to Sony. You know like they got all dumped
and they ended up on CMC, now theyre back. Youre going to
have the Great Whiters twice bitten shy guys on you record label!
No, thats true. They just got signed. In the brand new Metal
Edge! In the brand new Metal Edge! Go check it out. In the brand new Ben...
Metal Edge. Gerri Miller of Metal Edge. Is there anything else you would
like to add, Tom and Jeff of Slayer, to the people out there?
Why should people care about Slayer? Why should people care?
All right, Tom! One last thing, could you just give one little scream,
do you think, like you do on "Angel Of Death," you know, like
you do? You know, "Aaaaaaah!!!"
Can you just end the interview with that please? You know, "Aaaaaaah!!!"
Just a little on together with me please? Its been a fantasy Ive
been acting out all week.
I like a broomhandle actually instead.
Please, Tom? Please, Tom of Slayer, one little one? Aaaaaaah!!!
Doot doo... okay, Tom of Slayer, Tom and Jeff of Slayer, doot doola
Tom and Jeff, doot doola doot doo...
Tom? Aaaaaaah!!! Please? Please? Just one? Please? Well give you
Hessian Obsession. Just one little angel? Aaaaaaah!!!
Yes, we will, for a scream.
Oh, please? Just one, Tom of Slayer, please? Aaaaaaah!!!
All right! Thank you so much! Thank you! I really appreciate that. Thank you, sir. Thank you. And keep on rockin in the free world. Oh!
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